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09.06.2025 14:12

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why don't younger men like older women?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
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No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Can relationship issues cause depression?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
So they tried
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So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
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Next, they tried...
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